In response to recent attempted incursions by inhabitants of the Duchy of Corktown, residents of Percy Street (pictured at left) have armed to defend their "land and way of life" according to a recent press release.

"There are just too many damn trespassers in our beautiful park and on our private road," said one irate resident, who fixed us with a piercing gaze. "We're fed up, and we're not going to take any more."