Hell hath no fury...they say, and while Corktown Bubbles, our resident slattern, hasn't been spurned, she's doing a slow burn of late. It seems she feels she'll be facing some stiff competition, so to speak, as a result of a recent separate school board decision to permit vaccination of local young Catholic girls for HPV.

Local denizens may recall that more enlightened members of separate school boards in and around the Duchy were concerned that adninistration of this treatment to our young girls would result in eruptions of lust and wanton adolescent sex. Drawing comparisons to uncontrollabe public drunkenness - the scourge of Québec - stemming from sale of alcohol in local dépanneurs - one local scion rumbled "Thighs will part like the Red Sea."

"Who is this "Papilloma" guy - lemme talk to him!" squealed the Hogtown Harlot on a recent Sunday outside St. Paul's, "He sounds like someone from the Vatican to me, and you know, you can count on  a man in a dress to skirt the issues."