Hell hath no fury...they say, and while Corktown Bubbles, our resident slattern, hasn't been spurned, she's doing a slow burn of late. It seems she feels she'll be facing some stiff competition, so to speak, as a result of a recent separate school board decision to permit vaccination of local young Catholic girls for HPV.

Local denizens may recall that more enlightened members of separate school boards in and around the Duchy were concerned that adninistration of this treatment to our young girls would result in eruptions of lust and wanton adolescent sex. Drawing comparisons to uncontrollabe public drunkenness - the scourge of Québec - stemming from sale of alcohol in local dépanneurs - one local scion rumbled "Thighs will part like the Red Sea."

"Who is this "Papilloma" guy - lemme talk to him!" squealed the Hogtown Harlot on a recent Sunday outside St. Paul's, "He sounds like someone from the Vatican to me, and you know, you can count on  a man in a dress to skirt the issues."

In a statement released today from FWIS Central, The One declared their primacy in the Duchy.

"We believe that no one group should have a corner on declaring itself, in the absence of any logic or common sense, to have primacy over any other. Certainly the Catholic Church has achieved a certain level of primacy in a number of areas over the years, many of which We're sure they'd rather We forget.

In that Spirit, We felt we'd step into the breach, and hereby make the following pronouncements:

• Henceforth, We are to be referred to as "Holy One" or "Your Oneness"
• We shall not remove our crown for any photos
• Members of our order will be referred to as Oneanists - and our chant will be 'Stand up, stand up for Oneness!'
  
• The Languages of FWIS shall be English and Pig Latin"

While some members of the community were  skeptical, Corktown Bubbles, long an admirer of The One, stood raptly, thighs atwitter, exclaiming "You're still The One for me!"