percy

Mar 13 2007

Percy Street Lifts & Separates

In what some see as a final desperate move to separate themselves from the Duchy, The Pilgrims of Percy have  completed construction of  a wall around their Republic, after several weeks of work, sometimes in the dark of night.

As they toiled, they could be heard chanting:

"I will lift up a wall,
To fend off my foes,
Be it knobs from KEVA,
Or Cherry Street ho's

Keep out, keep out,
You Corktown louts,
Or we'll strew your entrails,
All about"

Some believe this precedes the development of new swanky condominium housing in the affected area. However, we note that recently, considerable quantities of sand and palm trees were delivered. We understand The Pilgrims of Percy, some of whom appear to be wasting away, are devout followers of the Church of Jimmy Buffet.

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Jan 22 2007

Percy Street Forms Militia

 In response to recent attempted incursions by inhabitants of the Duchy of Corktown, residents of Percy Street (pictured at left) have armed to defend their "land and way of life" according to a recent press release.

"There are just too many damn trespassers in our beautiful park and on our private road," said one irate resident, who fixed us with a piercing gaze. "We're fed up, and we're not going to take any more."

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